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The Church Bulletin

I believe I read someplace that we get more religious as we grow older.  It was George Carlin who said, “I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”  And I’m not sure who said that he was thinking about becoming an atheist until he realized they don’t have any holidays!

In any case, those of us who spent many hours in church at one time or another are more than familiar with church bulletins.   Thanks to Pat McCarthy for sharing some direct exerts from actual church bulletins from around the country:

  • "The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.""

  • "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children."

  • "The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'.  The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'."

  • "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.  It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Bring your husbands."

  • "Don't let worry kill you off- let the Church help."

  • "Miss Charlene Mason sang, 'I will not pass this way again', giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."

  • "For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

  • "Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir.  They need all the help they can get."

  • "Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.  So ends a friendship that began in their school days."

  • "At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'  Come early and listen to our choir practice."

  • "Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones."

  • "Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered."

  • "The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility."

·         "Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow."

  • "The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."

  • "This evening at 7PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.  Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin."

  • "The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday."

  • "Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.  Please use the back door."

  • "Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use large double door at the side entrance."

"The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!'"

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We’ve made it to 80 … or soon will have.  Who’d have thought?  So let’s celebrate, while we still can!
Our 80th Year Celebration
September 21st
Machine Shed – Pewaukee – 10:00 a.m. to …
N14 W24145 Tower Place
(I-94 & WIS 164 Exit 294)
 
Come to rejoice making it to our octogenarian status. (Over half the population didn’t!)  Our theme will be a birthday party and, as the announcement states, “We deserve it and we’ll proclaim it LOUD & PROUD!”  Mark it on your calendar NOW, so you don’t forget … like that ever happens to us!  More details will be forthcoming as the date approaches