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UPCOMING BIRTHDAYS



•   Carol Pritchard (Free)  5/23
•   Carol May (Power)  5/24
•   Peg (Margaret) Peterson (Trudell)  5/24
•   Judith Fowler (Buda)  5/28
•   Edward Herder  5/31
•   Lexi Quindel (Westphal)  6/3
•   Jack Schmidt  6/3
•   Catherine West (Biersack)  6/4
•   Judith Boelkow (Kenehan)  6/5
•   Loren Bussewitz  6/8
•   Ted Garrison  6/8
•   Kenneth Rabas  6/8
•   Bonnie Buck (Walter)  6/10
•   Kenneth Pallaske  6/11
•   Lee Klotzbuecher (Pitts)  6/14
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•   William Nelson  4/8
•   Janis Thompson (Hume)  12/28
•   Gary Ehn  11/18
•   Wayne Reineck  10/14
•   Coleen Kober (Marshall)  10/10
•   Garry Sellers  10/6
•   Terri Levenhagen (Hoornstra)  9/13
•   John Krasnan  8/21
•   John Gilbert  8/1
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WHERE WE LIVE


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9 live in Arizona
2 live in Arkansas
19 live in California
2 live in Colorado
1 lives in Connecticut
17 live in Florida
1 lives in Georgia
1 lives in Hawaii
3 live in Illinois
3 live in Indiana
2 live in Iowa
3 live in Kentucky
1 lives in Louisiana
1 lives in Maine
1 lives in Maryland
1 lives in Massachusetts
3 live in Michigan
5 live in Minnesota
1 lives in Missouri
1 lives in Montana
4 live in Nevada
1 lives in New York
3 live in North Carolina
1 lives in Oklahoma
4 live in Oregon
1 lives in Pennsylvania
1 lives in South Carolina
2 live in Tennessee
9 live in Texas
2 live in Virginia
5 live in Washington
168 live in Wisconsin
1 lives in Wyoming
173 location unknown

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A:   198   Joined
B:   262   Not Joined
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Disorder in the Court!

(HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????)

These are from a book called “Disorder in the American Courts” and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment... of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
 
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
   
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
 
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
 
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
 
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
 
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
 
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
 
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
 
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And last:
 
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive, and practicing law..