Jim Cejka
The other night I watched an old (1984) TV special, really, about polka people. Maybe because I’ve lived in many places around the country, polkas had sort of slipped to the back of my mind. So, watching the show brought back many memories, and produced a few conclusions that were unconcluded in my Wisconsin days.
1 - Polkas were not just a Milwaukee thing, like white soda. They were showing places like Maine, New York, Pennsylvania.
2 - Frankie Yankovic was known in all those places.
3 - I could still recognize the ballroom from the Pfister.
4 - I never considered myself as being good at doing the polka (and I’m sure several of the girls can verify that), but that doesn’t seem to matter. Hardly anyone on the show looked good, but they were having fun anyway.
5 - Apparently, polka-ing meant sweating. The amount of water those people were pouring would make California green again.
6 - The decline of polka weekends and dances has led directly to the surge of the fitness clubs, gyms, treadmills, etc. Who needs pilates if you can polka. Some entrepreneur should open a polka studio across from some L A Fitness place.
7- Be fun to go to a prom or school dance now and see them play a polka.
8 - And, my biggest epiphany - it is not possible to feel sad, depressed, or grumpy when you’re doing the polka.

Maybe I'll change one of my island songs, Nancy.
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