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19 live in California
2 live in Colorado
1 lives in Connecticut
16 live in Florida
1 lives in Georgia
1 lives in Hawaii
5 live in Illinois
3 live in Indiana
2 live in Iowa
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1 lives in Louisiana
1 lives in Maine
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4 live in Michigan
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2 live in Tennessee
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175 live in Wisconsin
1 lives in Wyoming
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A:   207   Joined
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Ď8 Achievable New Year's Resolutions You Could Easily Avoid Breaking

It’s not clear what was written by our classmates or by their ultra egos.

Take them for what they’re worth …

   Gene Melzer – Hey Buddy, my resolution is to stop telling people what to do all the time.  Here … I wrote down a few of yours for you.  (Yeah, that’ll be the day!!!)

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  Pat McCarthy McCarthy – Your Majesty, my New Year’s resolution is to stop putting my foot in my mouth.  I bet yours is to lose weight!

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    John Gilbert – Hey Indie, did you know walking back to your car because you forgot your mask is the new kind of pissed off!

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  Sue Loch Hirt - My New Year’s resolution is to lose 15 pounds.  Doing pretty well so far … only have another 20 pounds to go, Sophia!

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   Bill Gregorius – If you’re a smart guy Al, don’t let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket.  It’s a government plot to erase your memory.  I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread and came home with a case of beer and a dozen bottles of wine.

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   Donna Karl Leitzke – This may be shocking to you Lucy but I promised Jon that I’d be straighter with him in 2021.  Which prompted him to ask why I married him in the first place.  I told him it was because I thought he was a funny guy.  He said he thought it was because he was good in bed.  I said, “You see?  You’re hilarious!”

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   Terry Levenhagen Hoostra – Betty, tell our Custer webhost that for my New Year’s resolution I promise to stop correcting his terrible spelling and focus more on his horrific grammar.

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  Bonnie Buck Walter – Julia, I think the biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it!”

  Facepalm Oh No GIF - Facepalm OhNo Dismay GIFs 

  Bernie Raml – Ben, I used the Force to come up with my New Year’s resolution.  It’s to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes.  Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober s.o.b. anyway.

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  Sally Hopfinger Colker – I Wonder, do you ever go out and while you’re out you think … that’s is exactly why I don’t go out?

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   Mitch Heinrichs - My New Year’s resolutions are to gain weight; save less money; set realistic goals. Did I say the magic word!!!

  The Marx Bros Dance GIF - TheMarxBros Dance Excited GIFs 

  Marilyn Griffith Bauer – Just between us Marilyns, I think I made too many New Year’s resolutions this year.  It took me almost a full day to break them all.

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  Coleen Kober Marshall - I don’t call them New Year’s resolutions, Annette.  I prefer the term of casual promises to myself that I am under no legal obligation to fulfill.

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   Kathy Tabat Dixon - I’m not buying a 2021 planner until I can see a trailer.  The Kates aren’t buying it!

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December 25th

(Although I see nothing wrong with that!)

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December 23, 2020

This is it!  Either you've got it done or it's probably too late now!!!  And these are the last ultra egos that we can fit in before the Big Day.

John Krasnan says ...

"I'm telling you partner ... you'd better have a Merry Christmas"

John Stanelle brings out of this world wishes ...

"Wish you a Merry Christmas I do." (the voice is the same)

And Melody Parker Jones' ultra ego has the same advice

"Many Yule Tide blessings"

 Bonnie Seitz Kenny singing and dancing for you with her ultra ego

Merry Christmas to all my fans!


And these greetings from the inane but irrepressible clown ...

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Have yourself a merry little Christmas

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December 21!!!

We're running out of days and there are still more and more ultra egos that want to come out to wish you a Merry Christmas!

Barbara Blair Brenzel cast this spell on you:

The US Navy Band and White Christmas

(rumor has it she dated most of these guys)

I always knew there was something familiar about ...

Wayne Reineck ... partial to spectacular lights!

"Let it Snow!"

Jeanne Zinser Gottschalk and her young ultra ego performer ...

and here's some young performers for you:

Tis the season for singing and ... football

as Rod Gehrig's ultra ego reminds us.

And here's another contest ... dueling Jingle Bells!

We always said he didn't know beans but maybe Dean Schwarten does!

And speaking of Dean, here's the entire 1968 Dean Martin Christmas show.

For some real nostalgia, be sure to watch the last 5 minutes or so.

(By the way, Dean Martin died on Christmas Day 1995 at age 78)

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December 18

Now that we know the truth about the ageless Karsten Boerger it's only logical that we answer the questions about Nancy!

And we discovered some other Christmas

ultra egos that need to be shared:

Jim Cejka

Ray "Scrooge" Thompson

Sandy Wachs Oldham

And maybe the biggest surprise of all ... Ron Willman

Now with that information left to be contemplated, here's some more Christmas melodies:

The New Christy Minstrels

The PIANO ... the Piano Guys

And a touching scene re-enacted from World War I

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December 16 - only 9 more days 'til Karsten's Birthday!

And here's the answer to an age-old question

... as Virginia asked!

(It's also why we track Karsten's birthday so closely!!!

Shhhhh ... don't tell!

On the other hand, we also closesly watch this character!!!

And for new videos, if you know what a "flash mob" is and enjoy a surprise from our military, you'll enjoy this one

And for those who haven't given up on Elvis ...

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December 13 (only 12 more shopping days 'til Karsten's 86th Birthday!)

(correction:  we're informed it can't be more than his 80th)

Placido Domingo - Silent Night

Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Nat King Cole

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December 10th

Dan Aykroyd Christmas Lights GIF - DanAykroyd ChristmasLights Tired GIFs

Here's a few more Christmas videos that may

bring back memories of more pleasant times.

Andy Williams

Bing And Frank

Here'rs one, Bob Hope's 1967 Christmas Tour, and it lasts for over an hour.  Watch as much or as little as you like.  It holds special meaning to some of your classmates, especially after they were sitting in the sun for a couple of hours while stage hands erect camera platforms, lighting, and cue cards, etc., surrounding the stage pretty much  like watching the Super Bowl through half-closed vertical blinds.

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More Christmas 2020 Joy

Dec 7, 2020

Bing Crosby and David Bowie

(Bing didn't live to see this telecast.)

University of Minnesota - School of Business

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Dec 4, 2020

This year Christmas is likely to be unlike any we've ever seen or will ever see again.  We can only look to the past and into the future for the Christmases we know and love.  Yes, we'll get to the Christmas pandemic humor on the website but in the meantime here's some videos that will bring back more pleasant times and warm feelings. 

The videos come off of YouTube and some have ads attached.  It's how they make money.  Some you've probably seen before but that's the neat thing about Christmas, those warm feelings of joy never get old.

And, if you have a personal favorite video you'd like to share, just use the "Contact Us" tab on the left column and send it in.  We'll try to get all of them on (except those kind Ron ... this is a family website!).

Remember to click on the square in the

bottom right hand corner to enlarge the screen.


Stay tuned.  We'll update the videos every few days.

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   Nancy Plapper Schopf - My new word for 2020:  AIRGASM – the intense pleasure of leaving a public place and taking off your mask.

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 Warren and Joan De Smidt

Joan:  Did you go get the free Covid 19 test today?

Warren:  Kind of.

Joan:  What the heck do you mean kind of?

Warren:  Well, I went but I decided I didn’t need it that badly.

Joan:  Why, what are you talking about?  It was free!

Warren:  I got there and the sign said, “Covid testing in the rear”.  I decided I didn’t need it that badly.

Joan:  Sigh!

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  Janet Darnell Keno - Did you hear about the coin shortage as a result of the quarantine?  It seems that America is out of common cents.

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  Fred Fischbach - My wife said I need a hobby during this quarantine.  So I went to the store to buy some bird seed.  I’ll never forget the look on the clerks face when I asked her how long it’d take a bird to grow once I planted the seeds!

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     Harold Meyer  (We didn’t have a current photo of Harold but he said this one is close enough!)  - During this isolation I was feeling frisky and asked my wife to talk dirty to me.  She said, “Did you know that every year 14 billion pounds of garbage are dumped into the sea?”  I don’t feel frisky anymore and she’s just snickering.

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  Bonnie Seitz Kenny - Apparently you can now visit friends … you just have to stay in your car.  Yes, I did turn on my signals.

  Judy McConnell Anderson - Be honest, if people heard what you were thinking half the time, you’d either be in jail or a mental institution.

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 Gary Ehn - Me:  “Alexa, what’s the weather going to be like this weekend.”

Alexa:  “Doesn’t matter Gary.  You aren’t going anywhere anyway!”

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 Terri Levenhagen Hoostra - I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

  Kristen Bell Eleanor Shellstrop GIF - KristenBell EleanorShellstrop No GIFs

 Roy Franks - I said to my wife that I thought it was time for us to have sex again.  She said that we could just fool around and consider it a Phase I reopening.

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  Marlene Schuppe Goll - This quarantine is driving me nuts.  My husband just put 27 marshmallows in his mouth and is proudly grinning at me with his marshmallow face.  I wonder if you can get divorced via Skype.

  Well So Im Done GIF - WellSo ImDone HereWeGo GIFs

  Ken Kuester- Remember in this crisis, if you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

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  Ron Imig - This pandemic reminds me that many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 

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  Jan Bauerenfeind Petersen - Did you ever get the feeling that it’s just one body part after another saying, “Ha ha, if you think that was bad, watch this!”

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  Dennis Unterholzner - Do you ever get up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror and think, “That can’t be accurate!”?

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  Ken and Suzanne Rabas- My husband purchased a world map, gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands I’m taking you for a vacation when this pandemic is over.”  Turns out we’re spending two weeks in the refrigerator.

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  Gerry and Peggy Pawlowski Finch - Late at night my wife’s cell phone beeped.  I looked at it and angrily said to Peggy, “Who is texting you at this hour and calling you beautiful?”  She looked at the phone and said, “Put on your glasses you old coot.  It says “Battery Full”!

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Judy Boelke Kenehan - Funny the things your warped mind sees during a quarantine.  Today I noticed that the cover of my ironing board is wrinkled and I laughed at the irony.  Then I laughed again because of the word “irony”.

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  John Krasnan - News flash!  Sticking your tongue on an outdoor bug zapper lamp will cure the virus.  Yep, I read it on the internet.  Gordy, you’re a pharmacist, why don’t you try it?

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  Bryan Gutknecht -  If you’re refusing to wear a mask due to concerns your brain won’t get enough oxygen, I think that ship has already sailed.

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  Sandra Fligge Axtman (20 other grandkids not included in the photo) - Do you ever feel like you could scream at the television the next time you hear a sponsor say, “We’re in this together”?  Do you see them taking you out to dinner, taking you to a football game, going to your line dancing classes or flying to Paris with you?  I thought not.

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  Judy Rank Hahn - And finally, we have a classmate with the ultimate virus protection!  Um Judy … Judy …


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    John and Mary Gilbert

Mary:  Whatever happened to our sexual relations?

John:  I don’t know, I don’t think we even got a Christmas card from them last year.

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   David and Angie Holm

David:  I’m really worried about getting this virus and if I die from it, I want to go with a clear conscious.  Something’s been bothering me for a long time.

Angie:  Hmmm.  Did you want to tell me about this “something”?

David:  Yes … I … I … I was unfaithful to you … once.  It was back in ‘71, I was drunk, it was in the men’s room of a pool hall, a blond, she really came on to me and … I was weak.

Angie: Umm …David you old fool … that was me!

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  Dennis and Gert Lucchesi

Gert:  (Sneezes)

Dennis:  Does the whole “… in sickness and in health …” thing still apply in a pandemic situation?

Gert:  (if looks could kill …) For your health’s sake, would you like to reconsider that question?

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  Ron and Lynnette Lloyd

Lynnette:  Everything is a risk. Getting out of bed every day is a risk. Being vulnerable is a risk. Loving someone so hard you feel like you’ll burst is a risk. Letting yourself feel anything is a risk...

Ron: Lynnette, we are not booking a cheap cruise ok so please friggin’ stop!

  No No No No GIF - No NoNoNo NuHuh GIFs


  Roger and Carol Albers Pederson

Roger: There's a run on toilet paper.

Carol: We'll be fine.

Roger: Did you stock up?

Carol: We have your books.

  Friends Matt Leblanc GIF - Friends MattLeblanc Matt GIFs


  Dean and Lois Graf Schwarten

Lois:  Quarantine Month 6 - I’ve become very aware of Dean’s toenails and I’d like to be voted off the island NOW!

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  Wayne and Terry Reineck

Wayne; (Sulking …)

Terry:  What’s the matter now?

Wayne:  You said I was stupid.

Terry;  I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell “orange” and you asked me the fruit or the color … it kinda caught me off guard.

  Alison Brie What GIF - AlisonBrie What GIFs


  John Stanelle and partner Brenda

Brenda: (eating chips in bed)

John: I thought you said no eating in the bed.

Brenda: We live in a different world now.

John: (smiling wickedly and reaching under the covers) So, can we ………

Brenda: (interrupts) No!  I told you I’d never agree to …

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  Rod and Linda Gehrig

(On a grocery shopping trip)

Linda: I can’t remember beef ever being this expensive

Rod: Would you say the steaks have never been higher? LOL

Linda: Please go wait in the car.  OUR car this time.

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  John and Marilyn Griffith Bauer

John:  You amaze me.  During this quarantine whenever I get mad at you, you don’t seem to get upset.  How do you manage it?

Marilyn:  I just go and clean the toilet.

John:  How does that help?

Marilyn:  I use your toothbrush

  Shocked Gasp GIF - Shocked Gasp Cats GIFs


  Don and Peggy Luckow

[Month 5 of quarantine)

Don: (sitting down to dinner) What’s this?

Peggy:  A delicious plate of Cheeto’s.   I ate everything else already.

  Eating Cheetos GIF - Eating Cheetos GIFs


  Ken and Luanne Pallaske

Luanne: This quarantine has taught couples something. 

Ken: What?

Luanne:  Before getting married you should think long and hard about whether you could survive an indefinite isolation with that person.

Ken:  Is there something you want to tell me?

Luanne:  Sweetie, if you don’t stop constantly singing, “M m m m my y y y y  Corona …” you’ll have something to worry about more than a worldwide pandemic!

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  General Russ and Patricia McCarthy

Russ:  (Quarantine Day 1) This is going to be so great we’ll be able to do some real bonding

Pat: (6 months later) I swear if you breathe like that one more friggin’ time I will burn this place to the ground!

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  Ray and Linda Thompson

Ray: Did you hear about those murder hornets? So crazy!

Linda: I bet their husbands chew like you

Ray: What? Me: Huh?

  Blink Blinking GIF - Blink Blinking Glasses GIFs

  Gerard and Kathy Piette Iwinski

Kathy: What’s burning?

Gerard: I’m making a grilled cheese

Kathy: You know you’re supposed to use bread, right?

Gerard: I’m going low carb

Kathy: That’s an entire block of cheddar


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  Jerry and Christine Skopek

Christine:  “Let’s cuddle on the couch and watch something.” \

Jerry:  (what he hears) “Let’s have sex in like 15 minutes.”

  Dog Eyebrow GIF - Dog Eyebrow Funny GIFs

  Lance and Eileen Eigenfeld Miller

Lance:  I found $20 in the parking lot!”

Eileen:  Wow, what did you do with it, donate to Ronald McDonald House?

Lance:  No, I thought ,,, what would Jesus do?

Eileen:  Oh … this is going to be good.  Pray tell what you did?

Lance:  I turned it into wine.

  Ffs Baby GIF - Ffs Baby Really GIFs

  Dennis and Ellyn Steinbach Sorenson

Dennis:  If you knew how long this quarantine was going to last, would you do anything different.

Ellyn:  Yeah, I’d have ordered dessert at that restaurant we were at before this started.

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  Karsten and Nancy Davison Boerger

Nancy:  So in retrospect, not a single person, including you got the answer right, Mr. Know-It-All!

Karsten:  What are you talking about?

Nancy:  Back in 2015 when we did that survey,  “Where do you see yourself in 5 years”.

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  Rich an Julianne Simone

Rich:  I learned about a do-it-yourself home Covid 19 test

Julianne:  Gee … that’d be awesome.  How’s it work?

Rich:  Every night about 5:00 we open a bottle of wine, smell it and then pour some in a glass.  If you can smell it and taste it … YOUR GOOD! Then we can finish the bottle.

Julianne:  You’ve been talking to Ron Willman again, haven’t you? Darn it, didn’t you promise me … ?

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